Some Bill Weasley headcanons
sometimes Bill pops up in my head, it happens.
here some headcanon
- He assisted his mother giving birth to his 6 siblings
- Yes he was only 2 yo when Charlie was born but that didn’t stop him
- His siblings take his words into consideration better than their parents’
- “but Bill said this is lame so leave it”, said Fred and George once. “If Bill isn’t going to sleep, I am not going to sleep too!”, said Ginny once. “no, I’m actually going to sleep, Ginny.” “prove it!” he then proves it.
- He’s very smart so he was a great help during his siblings’ basic education: how to do math, to write, to read. he even tought a 2 yo Ron how to make sandwiches
- Bill was an example for his brothers and sister to not complain about their parents financial reality.
- “shut up you little shits there are people in worse situation and you won’t see them whining about it.”
- When Bill went to Egypt, they missed him so much but that didn’t stop them from exchanging brief letters. “Bill, mum is really pissed off, please send help.”
- Next morning, Molly and Arthur receive a mail from Egypt and she’s all smiling again, distracted with whatever Bill’s got for her
- Bill is like very chill. Someone stole his golds from work? It’s all good, I’ll bring six times more next time. Got attacked by Fenrir Greyback? That was just a scratch.
- When Fleur asked him to help with her English, he said. “I won’t teach you grammar and all this bullshit. let’s have dinner and talk.” that’s how he effortlessly, smoothly went out with Fleur Delacour.
